David Avona has quite the mouth on him

DavidAvona@yahoo.com recently contacted Me for a custom video, and made repeated references to Southern Charms Update #131's main free icon photo which he's become enamored with despite having never once signed up to be a member of my southern charms site. I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and lay out the purchase terms, realistic options and alternatives given that I don't do gagging/submission, and his incredibly terrible reading comprehension skills lead him to get confused, angry, and rude as fuck. I cannot recommend that you agree to do business with David because of the way he's handled this situation. I can only imagine how he'd behave if the content wasn't exactly what he'd asked for, regardless of whether you had agreed to do the content that way or not. Here are the unedited conversations that occurred 01/14/16:

David: Hi i would like a 4 min video of you doing the pose laying down on your stomach barefoot just like your pic on Photo Issue 181 the same way with glasses non nude. I want you to stick out your tongue and open your mouth and say shoot your big load in my mouth spray your hot cum in my mouth and fill it up all the way and i want you to say t's my first time doing it so i hope i don't puke then open your mouth and say shoot it and gag real hard if you can use real cum that would be so hot. ps you have to be on your stomach bare foot your feet kinda dirty  just like that pic on your 181 issue or just like this is this is very important           http://iconosquare.com/p/1130574765954620340_2000364021  thank please let me know please keep in mind that if you do this video just like i asked i will want more videos thanks my name is Dave and this is my email davidavona@yahoo.com

Me:   I can do that, and have ejaculating toys for the act (I have various

co-stars, but they almost never manage cum-shots), however you should
note a couple things: I own different glasses than those now, and I
don't do gagging of any kind. If you're fine with this being a
positive, non-submissive, 'pretending its a first time taking an oral
cumshot' with a positive response and not a negative one, I'd be happy
to take care of it for $20 within two to three weeks, including the
cost of light cum lube. If you'd like this to be closer to the bukkake
end of things, it'd require purchase of a full bottle of cum lube and
the cleanup fee, which would bring your video total to $35. Payment
must be made at the time of booking, and no content will be filmed,
nor will you be placed on the pending custom order list prior to
payment in full. Payment is available via square cash for debit card (cash.me/$PinkFox),
clips4sale tribute (credit card & clipcash), on ELM:
(http://extralunchmoney.com/user/CamGirlKitten#customs?ref_user=CamGirlKitten)
for extra but where they keep your payment in escrow until filmed and
delivered, or on a variety of other websites that specialize in
ordering custom content. I also accept amazon gift cards, .com only,
for 100% more.

David: 
hi i think you don't understand i just want a video of you not a porno i don't get why you need the lube?

Me: 
Ejaculating toys require a fake cum substance, and 'cum lube' is lube
that resembles cum that is designed to be used IN those ejaculation
toys to simulate cumshots.

David: 
i don't want cum i just want you to open your mouth i don't want a bukkake video i just want to pretend i don't want you to use a toy i never said that i wanted a fake toy did you read what i said?

Me: 
Re-read what you just sent me... it makes very little sense. "I don't
want you to use a toy i never said that i want a FAKE TOY.' lol. You
don't want a toy, you want a fake toy? There's no such thing as a fake
toy. You either want a dildo, or you want a real cock. I've already
explained that I don't have real cock available for the custom you're
requesting, and that dildos are available. Given that most of the talk
was about cumshots, I assumed it would amplify your enjoyment of the
video if it actually ended in what visually appeared to be a cumshot,
which requires cumlube and an ejaculation toy. If you don't have need
of the actual cumshot portion of the video, a 4min video would be
under my $20 filming minimum, and therefore I'd have to decline it,
unless you wanted to book a longer video, or simply pay the minimum
anyway. That said, I'm no longer interested in taking ANY customs from
you ever, because all you've done here is misread everything I've said
in THREE very clear emails, accused me of not paying attention to your
order because of your own ignorance and inability to comprehend
complex sentence structure and sexual product options, and been a
total douchebag.

Bye now.

David: 
what fuck you. you don't understand i never said to use a toy how the fuck do you make videos your a stupid fat bitch now i will tell people not to buy anything from you

Me: I don't care whether you said to use a toy or not, I simply informed
you that if you wanted to end the video you described with a cumshot
AS YOU SPECIFIED YOURSELF, that the only option for that was
artificial, then gave you the layout, cost and payment options. You
then have spent fifteen minutes arguing parts of that you didn't
understand, rather than simply handling yourself like an adult and
moving on, or specifying that doing without the actual cumshot was
fine. Now you're just slinging further insults at someone that can't
be offended by your opinion, because they don't value it. Grow the
fuck up. I've been a professional at this for literally fourteen
years. I'm very well known for being extremely no-bullshit and
straight to the point. Literally the only thing that will result in
you attempting to spread bad word about how I've handled your LACK of
purchase is you making an ass out of yourself, and anyone who's
considering wasting my time, or too stupid to read what I'm typing,
will hopefully just not contact me in the first place. So hey, go on.
Solve my problems for me, I don't mind.

Besides, I certainly wasn't a 'stupid fat bitch' when you wanted
something from me, hmm? I just magically have been transformed into
one because I refuse to give you what you want. Funny how childish
that makes you seem.